Walk of Shame. In a state park.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
