Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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