My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
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I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
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I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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