my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
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Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
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If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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