Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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