S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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