I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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