is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
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