Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
