Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
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I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
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My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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