Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
zippers are such a cool invention
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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