oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
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That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
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I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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