He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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