I'm lost and stupid without you.
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
So many bounce houses so little time
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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