all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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