at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
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thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
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Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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