sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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