Well apparently he's into motor boating.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Randomize
