Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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