wake up i wanna do it froggy style
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
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this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
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I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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