Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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