? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
You can't just leave with hair like that
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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