Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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