i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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