It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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