But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
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