You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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