I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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