I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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