In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
he was CRYING into my vagina
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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