Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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