have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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