Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
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Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
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I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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