you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
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okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
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I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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