can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I'm too high and old for this...
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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