she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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