Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
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i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
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Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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