Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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