it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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