Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
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Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
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I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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