people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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