I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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