i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
What a dumb baby whore.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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