yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
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