You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I have grass duct taped all over my body
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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