she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
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