Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
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its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
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Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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