mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Randomize
