Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
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