Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
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He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
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Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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