Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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