i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Randomize
