lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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