hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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