I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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