saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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