question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
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