And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
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