dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
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We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
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Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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