You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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